Two and a Half Men

  • 2003-2015

La vida de un soltero empedernido cambia del día a la noche con la llegada de su joven sobrino que se instala en su departamento en Malibú, California.


Season 12

Episode Number Episode Name Viewing Progress Airdate
Ep14 Don't Give A Monkey A Gun
Ep13 Boompa Loved His Hookers
Ep12 A Beer-battered Rip-off
Ep11 For Whom the Booty Calls
Ep10 Here I Come, Pants!
Ep9 Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
Ep8 Family, Bublé, Deep-fried Turkey
Ep7 Sex With An Animated Ed Asner
Ep6 Alan Shot A Little Girl
Ep5 Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
Ep4 Thirty-eight, Sixty-two, Thirty-eight
Ep3 Glamping In A Yurt
Ep2 A Chic Bar In Ibiza
Ep1 The Ol' Mexican Spinach
Of Course He's Dead-Part 1

Season 11

Episode Number Episode Name Viewing Progress Airdate
Ep22 Oh, Wald-e, Good Times Ahead
Ep21 Dial 1-900-mix-a-lot
Ep20 Lotta Delis In Little Armenia
Ep19 Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
Ep18 West Side Story
Ep17 Welcome Home, Jake
Ep16 How To Get Rid Of Alan Harper
Ep15 Cab Fare And A Bottle Of Penicillin
Ep14 Three Fingers Of Créme De Menthe
Ep13 Bite Me, Supreme Court
Ep12 Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
Ep11 Taze In The Lady Nuts
Ep10 On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!
Ep9 Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
Ep8 Mr. Walden, He Die, I Clean Room
Ep7 Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
Ep6 Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
Ep5 Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
Ep4 Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
Ep3 The Unblessed Biscuit
Ep2 I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
Ep1 Nangnangnangnang

Season 10

Episode Number Episode Name Viewing Progress Airdate
Ep23 Cows, Prepare To Be Tipped
Ep22 My Bodacious Vidalia
Ep21 Another Night With Neil Diamond
Ep20 Bazinga! That's From A Tv Show
Ep19 Big Episode. Someone Stole A Spoon
Ep18 The 9:04 From Pemberton
Ep17 Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
Ep16 Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
Ep15 Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
Ep14 Run, Steven Staven! Run!
Ep13 Grab A Feather And Get In Line
Ep12 Welcome To Alancrest
Ep11 Give Santa A Tail-Hole
Ep10 One Nut Johnson
Ep9 I Scream When I Pee
Ep8 Something My Gynecologist Said
Ep7 Avoid the Chinese Mustard
Ep6 Ferrets, Attack!
Ep5 That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
Ep4 You Know What the Lollipop Is For
Ep3 Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
Ep2 A Big Bag of Dog
Ep1 I Changed My Mind About the Milk
Mr. And Mrs. Cankersore

Season 9

Episode Number Episode Name Viewing Progress Airdate
Ep24 Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Ep23 The Straw in My Donut Hole
Ep22 Why We Gave Up Women
Ep21 Mr. Hose Says "Yes"
Ep20 Grandma's Pie
Ep19 Palmdale, Ech
Ep18 The War Against Gingivitis
Ep17 Not In My Mouth!
Ep16 Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
Ep15 The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack
Ep14 A Possum on Chemo
Ep13 Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
Ep12 One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Ep11 A Lovely Landing Strip
Ep10 Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
Ep9 Frodo's Headshots
Ep8 Thanks for the Intercourse
Ep7 Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Ep6 The Squat and Hover
Ep5 A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Ep4 Nine Magic Fingers
Ep3 Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Ep2 People Who Love Peepholes
Ep1 Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

Season 8

Episode Number Episode Name Viewing Progress Airdate
Ep16 That Darn Priest
Ep15 Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
Ep14 Lookin' for Japanese Subs
Ep13 Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup
Ep12 Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
Ep11 Dead from the Waist Down
Ep10 Ow, Ow Don't Stop
Ep9 A Good Time in Central Africa
Ep8 Springtime on a Stick
Ep7 The Crazy Bitch Gazette
Ep6 Twanging Your Magic Clanger
Ep5 The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
Ep4 Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
Ep3 A Pudding-Filled Cactus
Ep2 A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
Ep1 Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

Season 7

Episode Number Episode Name Viewing Progress Airdate
Ep22 This Is Not Gonna End Well
Ep21 Gumby with a Pokey
Ep20 I Called Him Magoo
Ep19 Keith Moon is Vomiting in His Grave
Ep18 Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Ep17 I Found Your Moustache
Ep16 Tinkle Like a Princess
Ep15 Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
Ep14 Crude and Uncalled For
Ep13 Yay, No Polyps
Ep12 Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Ep11 Warning, It's Dirty
Ep10 That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Ep9 Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Ep8 Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle
Ep7 Untainted by Filth
Ep6 Give Me Your Thumb
Ep5 For the Sake of the Child
Ep4 Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Ep3 Mmm, Fish. Yum
Ep2 Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Ep1 818-jlkpuzo

Season 6

Episode Number Episode Name Viewing Progress Airdate
Ep24 Baseball Was Better With Steroids
Ep23 Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth
Ep22 Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
Ep21 Above Exalted Cyclops
Ep20 Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
Ep19 The Two Finger Rule
Ep18 My Son's Enormous Head
Ep17 The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
Ep16 She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
Ep15 I'd Like to Start With the Cat
Ep14 David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
Ep13 I Think You Offended Don
Ep12 Thank God for Scoliosis
Ep11 The Devil's Lube
Ep10 He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
Ep9 The Mooch at the Boo
Ep8 Pinocchio's Mouth
Ep7 Best H.O. Money Can Buy
Ep6 It's Always Nazi Week
Ep5 A Jock Strap in Hell
Ep4 The Flavin' and the Mavin'
Ep3 Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Ep2 Pie Hole, Herb
Ep1 Taterhead Is Our Love Child

Season 5

Episode Number Episode Name Viewing Progress Airdate
Ep19 Waiting for the Right Snapper
Ep18 If My Hole Could Talk
Ep17 Fish in a Drawer
Ep16 Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Ep15 Rough Night in Hump Junction
Ep14 Winky-Dink Time
Ep13 The Soil Is Moist
Ep12 A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Ep11 Meander to Your Dander
Ep10 Kinda Like Necrophilia
Ep9 Tight's Good
Ep8 Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Ep7 The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Ep6 Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Ep5 Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Ep4 City of Great Racks
Ep3 Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Ep2 Media Room Slash Dungeon
Ep1 Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Season 4

Episode Number Episode Name Viewing Progress Airdate
Ep22 Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Ep19 Smooth as a Ken Doll
Ep15 Prostitutes and Gelato
Ep14 Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
Ep13 Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Ep12 Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Ep11 It Never Rains in Hooterville
Ep10 I Merely Slept With a Commie
Ep9 Young People Have Phlegm Too
Ep8 My Damn Stalker
Ep7 That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
Ep6 Don't Worry, Speed Racer
Ep5 Castrating Sheep in Montana
Ep4 Walnuts and Demerol
Ep3 Kissing Abraham Lincoln
Ep2 Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
Ep1 Release the Dogs
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Apologies for the Frivolity
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
A Pot Smoking Monkey
The Sea is a Harsh Mistress
Who's Vod Kanockers
Working for Caligula

Season 3

Episode Number Episode Name Viewing Progress Airdate
Ep23 Arguments for the Quickie
Ep22 Just Once with Aunt Sophie
Ep21 And the Plot Moistens
Ep20 Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Ep19 Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
Ep18 The Spit-covered Cobbler
Ep17 The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
Ep16 Ergo, the Booty Call
Ep15 My Tongue Is Meat
Ep14 Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Ep13 Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
Ep12 That Special Tug
Ep11 Santa's Village of the Damned
Ep10 Something Salty and Twisted
Ep9 Madame and Her Special Friend
Ep8 That Voodoo That I Do Do
Ep7 Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Ep6 Hi, Mr. Horned One
Ep4 Your Dismissive Attitude Towards Boobs
Ep3 Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Ep2 Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Ep1 Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
We Called It Mr. Pinky

Season 2

Episode Number Episode Name Viewing Progress Airdate
Ep24 Does This Smell Funny to You?
Ep23 Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
Ep22 That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
Ep21 A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
Ep20 I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
Ep19 A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
Ep18 It Was 'Mame,' Mom
Ep17 Woo-hoo, A Hernia Exam!
Ep15 Smell the Umbrella Stand
Ep14 Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
Ep13 Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
Ep12 A Lungful of Alan
Ep11 Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Ep10 The Salmon Under My Sweater
Ep9 Yes, Monsignor
Ep8 Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Ep7 A Kosher Slaughterhouse out in Fontana
Ep6 The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
Ep5 Bad News from the Clinic?
Ep4 Go Get Mommy's Bra
Ep3 A Bag Full of Jawea
Ep2 Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Ep1 Back Off, Mary Poppins
Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

Season 1

Episode Number Episode Name Viewing Progress Airdate
Ep24 Can You Feel My Finger?
Ep23 Just Like Buffalo
Ep22 My Doctor Has A Cow Puppet
Ep21 No Sniffing, No Wowing
Ep20 Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
Ep19 I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Ep18 An Old Flame With a New Wick
Ep17 Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
Ep16 That Was Saliva, Alan
Ep15 Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Ep14 I Can't Afford Hyenas
Ep13 Sarah Like Puny Alan
Ep12 Camel Filters And Pheremones
Ep11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Ep10 Merry Thanksgiving
Ep9 Phase One, Complete
Ep8 Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
Ep7 If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Ep6 Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
Ep5 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
Ep4 If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Ep3 Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
Ep2 Big Flappy Bastards
Ep1 Pilot Episode

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